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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

FUCK 9 U!!!


i never c anyone that is like her b4 she was the greatest bitch i ever c...come and have a look at her ugly face...she is the one who always spoiled other ppl thg and felt that is not her fault and she never learn what is respect...all she knw she is the TOP STUDENT!! Oh pls u r not a ugly duckling bcox u r the ugliest in the world and no ones like u...din u notice these 2 years we all spend time together and u are the only one that no one celebrates bday with u? We rmb bt we don want to...if i were u i wil thk about it what i have done wrong..pls la wake up u damn fucking bitch!!!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

橡胶树的故事

橡胶树的故事


从前有一个割胶树的工人在割胶时,他不小心把那一棵树割断了.突然,有一个神仙出现了.

那个神仙对那割胶工人说:"谢谢你救了我,我可以给你3个愿望."

工人说:"我什么"LAN(阴茎)"都要!!

神仙就说:"好..."

Bling*

工人的身体出现很多"LAN(阴茎)".然侯工人很害怕,就快快告诉神仙第2个愿望.那就是...

工人说:"我什么"LAN(阴茎)"都不要!!

神仙就说:"好..."

然侯工人的身体什么"LAN(阴茎)"都没有.连他自己的"LAN(阴茎)"都没有了. T~T 之后,工人很害怕的告诉神仙第3个愿望.那就是...

工人说:"我只想要回我的"LAN(阴茎)"

And the moral is..rmb to talk smart!! ^^